A Christmas Carol for Climate Deniers

I never grow tired of the diversity of modes of expression that 2GreenEnergy readers bring to the table.  Frequent commenter Silent Running offers this: “An attempt at Satire. God Rest All Ye Climate Deniers and May your Cries bring Joy to the World when you Fall without Grace on your Denial Swords!!!!”

Not that I’m God’s gift to songwriting, but let me point out that the Old English Christmas carol “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” (gorgeous version linked here) comes with a rhyming scheme (A-A-A-B) that you may want to preserve in your version.  Perhaps something like: 

God rest ye merry clime’ deniers let nothing ye dismay.

Mirac’lously the droughts and floods are still in check today

Be also glad that you’ll be gone ‘ere Earth lies in decay

Oh tidings of comfort and joy….