Good News! Director of the National Economic Council Declares Coronavirus “Contained”

Of course, this is completely at odds with what our top epidemiologists at the CDC are telling us, but why would we listen to them when we have a guy who majored in history, with no scientific training, to guide us through these difficult times?
I understand that he wants to stave off the panic that is pulling the floor away from the stock market, but he should consider doing it with his mouth shut. Making asinine and completely untrue statements only serves to make him look like the jackass he is, while pushing this in the wrong direction.
