Proud Boys Lose Two Men To the Penalty Box

To use ice hockey parlance, the neo-fascist group “Proud Boys” will be skating at a two-man disadvantage, as the civilized world begins to enjoy a power-play that will extend, not two minutes, but four years.

Maxwell Hare and John Kinsman (pictured) will go off the ice, not for cross-checking or hooking, but for assault.

Usually, hockey refs make no comments when calling penalties, but here, the judge’s remarks at sentencing indicate that despite its pretenses otherwise, the Proud Boys is “really just a bunch of street thugs,” says one researcher.

Seriously, not sure how proud I’d be if I were the father of either of these two goons.