Hey You! Watch Those Analogies!

I was one of those people who actually enjoyed taking the SATs.  I was much better at math than verbal, but I remember the analogies fondly.  These are tests of vocabulary, an example of which might be:

Loud is to soft as big is to:

a) soda crackers, b) small, c) hiking, d) frustrated.

The guy who sent me the meme here clearly doesn’t get how this works.