Andy Borowitz: Jewish Space Laser Removes Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Account From Twitter

I do very little self-loathing….except when I read Andy Borowitz and think: goddammit, why couldn’t I have done this?

We all have access to the same information.  Why is it so hard to connect the dots?

Dot #1: Marjorie Taylor Greene, mean-spirited world-class crackpot says Jewish space lasers are igniting wildfires in California.

Dot #2: Twitter suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s account.

If I really wanted to challenge Borowitz, I’d build a small database of the top 20 public figures in U.S. life (especially politics), update it with every new story, and constantly be trying to put two of these data points together in some humorous manner.  After all, that’s what he’s doing, though I’m sure it’s all performed in the mind of this comic genius.