New Product Available, Offered To Morons Only

With each passing year, as the ignorance of the average American becomes ever more profound, products are being put on the market, designed to extract money from their wallets.

For $329, you can have this “meticulously designed Tempest Weather System (that) leverages powerful machine learning and state-of-the-art modeling capabilities to provide the most precise, local forecast available – guaranteed. No moving parts, completely wireless, simple installation, with instant online access to weather data via free iOS and Android apps.”

So, now it appears there are people who believe that the most accurate local weather forecasts derive from data gathered in your backyard.  That’s just pathetic.