“Correctile” Dysfunction

I have to confess that I have a terrible case of this “disease.”

It’s incurable, but there are two keys to managing it:

Silence, i.e., minding one’s own business and keeping these thoughts to oneself.

Patience, i.e., recognizing that lousy grammar is on the march.  When you hear a TV sports commentator describing an errant golf shot with, “That ball could have went anywhere,” respond with a smile rather than an incapacitating stroke or seizure.