Our World Loves Solving Problems that Don’t Exist

I had to laugh when I saw this blurb about Putin’s banning Satanism in Russia.

First, how many Satanists are we to think there actually are in the Motherland?  11?

Secondly, how much danger do you think Satanism truly represents in one of the world’s great dictatorships, where political dissidents are routinely arrested and tortured while incarcerated?