We Come Into This World with a Lot of Arbitrary Attributes

Americans are lucky in that we, while we are given a name and taught English, have a great number of options (as suggested by the T-shirt at right),
Here’s a song (below) on religion, specifically what happens to us when we die. It’s written by an American. Theoretically, it could have come from an Israeli or a Palestinian, though the odds are against it.
