Are There Benefits of Mass Deportations? I’d Love to Hear from You

Readers: I’m conducting interviews on this subject. Please contact me if you know anyone whose life has improved due to the deportations.

I’m thinking about a variety of things, like more job openings, better prices on strawberries and other fruits/vegetables, more profitable farms and meat packing plants, lower crime rates, better service in restaurants, less expensive access to healthcare, higher satisfaction rates of citizens in “war-torn” cities like Portland due to the presence of our military, greater respect for the U.S. in foreign countries (perhaps resulting in more tourism), or more affordable housing due to our ridding ourselves of the impoverished people qualifying for mortgages and buying up all our real estate.

Anything.

I’m not picky.