Whom Would You Nominate to Speak with the King of Jupiter?

In reference to the question posed here, about one-third of American voters would nominate Donald Trump.

Knowing as little as I do about the likely sensibilities of the aliens, Trump’s the very last living Earthling I’d suggest for the task, given that essentially all he’s known for his cruelty, greed, and criminal corruption.

If there are alien species out there, we need to hope for better.