Sunoco Offers Its Limited Partners “Flexible Deals”

From this ad soliciting limited partners: Our flexible financial options fit your needs by creating custom deals to help you grow your business. All backed by industry-leading customer service.

What are you talking about? If you want to contribute to baking the planet, that’s one thing. You’re an ass****; just admit that to yourself and go for it. But please don’t mislead yourself with this fake business jargon.