The United States in the Eyes of the World

One has to wonder what the rest of the world is thinking about the upcoming U.S. presidential election , but it must go something like this:

The Americans are choosing between three candidates to lead their nation. 

One tried to overthrow their government when he lost the last election and is currently facing 88 felony charges across four indictments brought by randomly chosen citizens. 

Another is missing part of his brain due to the activity of a malicious worm. 

The population of the U.S. is 330 million.  Is this the best they can do?