What Breakfast Is Supposed to Contain

Sorry, but I didn’t know that breakfast was supposed to be constructed of products that come from large mammals. Did this come from the bible?

When you go downstairs to breakfast from your hotel room in Tokyo, you’re greeted with dozens of different types of fish. Is this wrong in some way? What about the New Yorkers with their sour cream, capers, and lox?  Are the most sophisticated people on Earth going to an eternity of torture in hell for dietary habits that don’t conform to those of the people in Oklahoma?

Seems unlikely.  Of course, I live in a country in which Trump enjoys an approval rating north of 40%. So anything’s possible.

I’d also be curious to know what one’s supposed to do with the stick of butter.  Inject it directly into his coronary arteries?