Norway (Supposedly) Offers Luxury Hotels from Old Oil Rigs

Suppose I were to surprise my wife with a stay in a five-star Norwegian hotel, and I chose the oil rig. Yes, I could explain, “Honey, we’ll be able to scuba through real, authentic industrial waste! Opportunities like these don’t grow on trees!” Not sure how that would out for me.
There seems to be a great deal of bullshit associated with clean energy happenings around the world. Wish that weren’t so.
Decommissioning offshore oil rigs is a wonderful thing to do, in and of itself.

