How True Patriots Stack Up on Mail-in Voting

Like all patriotic Americans, I trust President Trump to do what’s good for America, regardless of how it weighs on his own wealth and power.
He’s truly selfless. This constantly becomes more evident. Did you see how he leapt across the Oval Office to perform CPR on the man who had collapsed the other day?
He’s doubtless the best president we’ve ever had, certainly better than “Washed up Washington” and “Assassinated Abe Lincoln.”
He claims that America is the only country on Earth that allows mail-in voting, which is totally true, outside of several dozen others.
Trump says that mail-in voting will necessarily mean the complete corruption of the U.S. voting apparatus, and God knows that “Honest Don” Trump will put up with none of that.
