A New Low in Americans’ Capacity to Think

Many Americans believe that the water delivered to our homes in five-gallon plastic containers brought to us in diesel-powered trucks is the best way to keep them hydrated.

Every ounce of water in the United States exceeds all potability standards.

Reverse osmosis filters that cost a couple hundred dollars installed under our kitchen sinks purify that water to even higher standards.

Not sure who’s stupid enough to think they need “Primo.”