Love the Outdoors, But Need To Charge Your Phone?

Going camping or canoeing and want to make sure you can get the 0.005 kWhs required to charge your cell phone?  Well, you have a few choices:

a) Pack in this device I just came across, the Waterlily, a two-pound turbine, available from AmazingStuff.com for $119, that can be driven by either wind or water, mounted where the wind is blowing or a stream may be running.  Maybe drag it from the back of your canoe (as shown).

b) Buy a solar charger for $19.99 and leave your phone in the sun for a bit.

c) Get a hand-crank phone charger for $39.99, and get the job done in a few seconds, day or night.

Anyone who chooses a) is in the target market for InfoWars or the National Enquirer.