Advanced Technology?

A reader notes:   We had a new advanced technology of the Biomass treatment for pro-Ethanor; according to reactor fine-milling of attrition autogenaous with criated a mechano-chemical reaction and use of the ions solution by bactericide catalytic TiO2-Complex Ag base.

Holy smokes. I couldn’t make this up. (Actually, I suppose I could, but I didn’t.) That’s real, authentic technobabble, along the lines of this classic.