Borowitz: Bannon Arrested for Contempt of Soap

The Borowitz Report: The basis for Steve Bannon’s arrest is a rarely enforced 1858 statute requiring White House employees to conform to minimal standards of hygiene during their tenure with the executive branch.

I thoroughly enjoy the work of Andy Borowitz, though I have to confess it makes me slightly angry with myself when I’m forced to contemplate the question: Why can’t I do that?

Bannon arrested for contempt.  Bannon known for poor hygiene.  Nothing hidden here.  Once you see it, it’s so obvious.

It’s like watching Jeopardy and having the correct response on the tip of my tongue.  It’s there, but it’s just out of reach.