The Borowitz Report: The basis for Steve Bannon’s arrest is a rarely enforced 1858 statute requiring White House employees to conform to minimal standards of hygiene during their tenure with the executive branch. I thoroughly enjoy the work of Andy …
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The Borowitz Report: Trump’s attorneys claimed that the Constitution contains “no provision for removing a person from office when that person was installed there by a foreign power.”
It’s said that at the center of every good joke there is a core truth. Here, as we see the Trump legal team struggling with one pathetic defense tactic after another, it appears that their answer lies in more excuses, …
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From The Borowitz Report: According to a new poll, Sarah Palin’s ability to articulate her positions on issues with precision and restraint is sorely lacking among other entrants in the G.O.P. race. I honestly don’t know how this guy does …
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Borowitz: Nation Apparently Believed in Science at Some Point
If there is a more clever person than The New Yorker’s Andy Borowitz, I sure would like to meet him. I urge anyone with both a sense of humor and a concern for the criminally absurd state of the U.S. federal …
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