How Fools Process Their Garbage

Wow! This device shown at left, the “Lomi,” is even more asinine than its competitors.

It’s ridiculous, but at least these folks are honest enough to admit that the user is consuming huge amounts of electricity at great expense to him and the planet.

With this product, you put your garbage in it, use electricity to reduce it to dried crumbles, and then throw it in your kitchen garbage bag!

Competitors pretend that all this drying happens by magic, and the product works miracles as garden fertilizer.

It all gets worse every day, as Americans steadily lose their ability to think.

If you believe that you’ve seen the bottom here, think again.  By the time I’ve left this planet, there will be people selling American ten-dollar bills for $20.