Borowitz: White House Offers Curbside Pickup of Pardons

I don’t envy guys with lots of money, big cars or trophy wives.

I’d be lying, however, if I said that I don’t envy the amazing intelligence and wit of New Yorker journalist Andy Borowitz.   About his meme here he writes, “The new option will accommodate the surging number of stooges and lackeys who have been shopping for pardons this holiday season.”

Considering the grave threat to U.S. democracy and the shameful cowardice the Senate is showing in making it worse, the terror of the pandemic, the restrictions it imposes on all of us, the financial stress it places on the majority of Americans, and all the rest, it’s a wonderful blessing to have Borowitz around, a leader in laughter, a hero in humor.