Parody Inversion



Today is the 150th birthday of Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. As we celebrate, we recall some of the most beautiful thoughts for which he is remembered, including, “Truth never damages a cause that is just.”


No you’re not.
Power is proportional to swept area. The device has approximately the same profile as the side of a car, as shown in this video. You’d need wind blowing at about 225 MPH to generate 250 KW.


In response, one supposes, McDonald’s “PLT” (plant-based BLT, gotta love it) will be available in select restaurants soon. Accoring to the company, it’s “made with a juicy, plant-based patty made with Beyond Meat® and served on a sesame seed bun with tomato, lettuce, pickles, onions, mayo-style sauce, ketchup, mustard, and a slice of processed (was that needed?) cheddar cheese.” Total outlets?
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Friend: Hope in the new generation.
Craig: Yes! It’s utterly spectacular. (more…)

تفجيرات ارهابية في صنعاء
The other day, a reader wrote about the American pledge of allegiance, questioning its legitimacy, and wondering why people who happen to be born here should be loyal to the country’s government, regardless of its behavior. (more…)