When Trump Learned that He Lost the Election, He Went Berserk



Having said that, it is incorrect to say that this “isn’t about guns.”
If these young psychopaths didn’t have access to assault rifles, they would not be able to kill dozens of little kids in a matter of a few minutes.

I can’t think of a reason other than fanatical Christianity.
If that’s the case, the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution no longer has any meaning, and that would make our Founding Fathers extremely angry.

No.
Perverting the teachings of Christ has been a hallmark of Western civilization for at least a thousand years. Remember the Crusades? The Spanish Inquisition? The slaughter of the Native Americans?
What actually has happened recently is the exponential growth of ignorance in America.

Call me weird, but I believe in human rights, i.e., things to which everyone is entitled.
Now, of course, exactly what those actually are can be debated. Most of us would agree that freedom from slavery and torture should be on this list, but what about healthcare? This isn’t controversial elsewhere in the world, but in the United States, we have an entire political party completely devoted to ensuring that poor people suffer and die of treatable diseases. (more…)


Here’s a great example.
Dick’s Sporting Goods is one of hundreds of corporations that has announced that every one of its employees will have access to an abortion as required.
Kudos.

I know I do a great deal of gushing about Borowitz and his amazing wit, but clearly he’s done it again.
It’s the melding of two news items that have no real connection, in this case, banning abortion and Citizens United, in a way no one (and I mean literally no one) could have foreseen.
If I were to attempt something like this, I guess I would build a spreadsheet of perhaps one hundred different topics, update it daily, and pore over it to constantly see if I could come up with anything that works.
It would be a full-time job, and even then, I doubt I could come anywhere close to the master here.

In the first place, the states with abortion bans are already deep red. We will have colonized Venus before a Democrat carries a moral hellhole like Mississippi.
The second reason is that anyone who has the means to pick up and move to a blue state just because of this regressive legislation has the means to travel for a few days as required to have an abortion.
A true boob.

These people doubled down on this crap at dozens of times and places around the country–and damn near succeeded.
Now it’s time for justice.