Borowitz: Bannon Arrested for Contempt of Soap

I thoroughly enjoy the work of Andy Borowitz, though I have to confess it makes me slightly angry with myself when I’m forced to contemplate the question: Why can’t I do that?
Bannon arrested for contempt. Bannon known for poor hygiene. Nothing hidden here. Once you see it, it’s so obvious.
It’s like watching Jeopardy and having the correct response on the tip of my tongue. It’s there, but it’s just out of reach.

Here’s a development in materials science whose creators claim will
Older Americans pine for the good old days of news reporting, and indeed, Walter Cronkite exemplified those times.
My mom and I frequently talk about Biden’s mental faculties. She maintains that the president is mentally incapacitated, as evidenced by the flawed way he speaks.
It’s true that most progressives don’t want to “come together” with garden-variety Trump supporters. We reject the hate, the racism, the attack on democracy, the war mongering, the cruelty, and the further enrichment of the super-wealthy at the expense of the common person.
This is from a Trump supporter reader, and no, it’s not a joke.
I wouldn’t say, “No one’s doing a damn thing about it.” Plenty is being done.
As we review what Robespierre said here, ask yourself what the motive for the Republicans’ aggression against our educational system could possibly be. What’s the purpose behind replacing school board directors with conservative businessmen who have no background in education? Censoring books? Removing discussions about racism from text books and rewriting U.S. history? Inserting Christianity into our curricula? Pulling out chapters on climate change?
Here’s an interesting piece on a land owner who has