Yes, There Is Still Good in the World

Here’s a great example.
Dick’s Sporting Goods is one of hundreds of corporations that has announced that every one of its employees will have access to an abortion as required.
Kudos.

Here’s a great example.
Dick’s Sporting Goods is one of hundreds of corporations that has announced that every one of its employees will have access to an abortion as required.
Kudos.

I know I do a great deal of gushing about Borowitz and his amazing wit, but clearly he’s done it again.
It’s the melding of two news items that have no real connection, in this case, banning abortion and Citizens United, in a way no one (and I mean literally no one) could have foreseen.
If I were to attempt something like this, I guess I would build a spreadsheet of perhaps one hundred different topics, update it daily, and pore over it to constantly see if I could come up with anything that works.
It would be a full-time job, and even then, I doubt I could come anywhere close to the master here.

In the first place, the states with abortion bans are already deep red. We will have colonized Venus before a Democrat carries a moral hellhole like Mississippi.
The second reason is that anyone who has the means to pick up and move to a blue state just because of this regressive legislation has the means to travel for a few days as required to have an abortion.
A true boob.

These people doubled down on this crap at dozens of times and places around the country–and damn near succeeded.
Now it’s time for justice.

What I hope the U.N. and the rest of the world understand is this: We simply don’t care. This repression of women is deeply ingrained into the minds of the ultra-right-wing, and, as of yesterday, it became law.

This level of quality in education isn’t common, anywhere around the globe. Regardless, two points:
This will bring warmth to you heart, especially when you behold the look of pure joy in the performers’ eyes, and
the loss of music from our kids’ school curricula is a tragedy.

Now, perhaps from your vantage point in Vermont or Oregon, you might say, “Well, that’s just one more good reason not to live in (or go anywhere near) Arkansas.” I can’t say the thought didn’t cross my own mind.
Yet I think we need to be more high-minded. It’s painful to live in a country that permits this level of cruel stupidity.

What happens after that point is anyone’s guess.

At this point, we are all forced to admit that we live in a repressive society in which our constitution, which Americans uniformly revere, has no more real substance than a shadow.
At least in the United States, the promise of a government of, by and for the people, to paraphrase Lincoln, is in the process of perishing from the Earth.

Fine by me, but I think I’m joined by essentially all progressives in expressing my hope that the DoJ prioritize the architects of the coup attempt, as opposed to the morons who stormed the Capitol.